It's very hot here, I was just about to write a deep and meanful blog when I saw a huge cockroach scuttle across the living room floor. I have just sprayed the room and I can here it dying somewhere in the room but can't find it to put it out of it's misery.
Maybe it deserves a slow death.
I'm worried now, there may be more it's 1.10am. I'll spray the room again and find the dead and dying in the morning.
We have visitors staying with us, this isn't good.