Friday, January 11, 2008


I found myself getting very angry this week about the fact that Britney Spears made top of the headlines on the News!!!

600 people die in Kenya yet Britney gets more coverage?

Honestly if I wasn't a Christian I would become a celebrity hitman.

Give me one sniper rifle, some international funding, 9 passports and I would happily travel the globe whacking celebrities.

Maybe I shouldn't whack celebrities just the people who promote and make the money behind them.

Maybe I should start with Rupert Murdoch, maybe not kill him, just hold him in a basement for a few days dripping water on his forehead, filing his teeth down and pulling his finger nails out with pliers until he decides to get his media organization to reorientate itself around a serious new agenda.

9 comments:

kiwipaddy said...

need some more help?!

Brian said...

we could have an army of hitmen

kiwipaddy said...

we could have lazer botox supersoakers ... that'd teach them

alamedero said...

Can I just be your sidekick? I'll hold your briefcase while you make the shot.

dave wiggins said...

just as the top of your page says ... it's better out than in.

Karenkool said...

hahahahaha Dave! You go Brian!

Alana said...

You forgot the torture of having him watch celebrity news headlines on a continuous loop 24 hours a day! Forget dripping water. That would make him crazy.

J-Mac said...

'Amen and Amen' as they say in church

Tanya Heasley said...

It's us the public who make ordinay people celebrities.

If we stop being interested in celebrities and stop watching T.V. films, listening to music and buying anything to do with them, that'll put an end to celebrities..